Not To Be Appalachianist Or Anything

I'm thinking of starting a Facebook group called Defend The Appalacianists after reading another gem from my favorite commenter, Lars Thorwald.

Most Fox News viewers drink from jugs with three giant XXX's on them, and wear coveralls without undershirts. Okay, that's slightly Appalachianist of me.
Let me be clear: Most Fox News viewers are clay-eating mouthbreathers with shit for brains.

Anyway, 83 percent of the SOTU watching folks polled by CBS liked it.