The Child's Guide To American Presidents

and the adult's.
My friend Richard thought this Slate piece was hilarious, and I figured so would you.
Snippet:
The Adult's John F. Kennedy"Jack was chosen 'most likely to succeed' in his senior year, a fact that mystified everyone until they found out he had rigged the election."
—The Kennedys: An American Drama, by Peter Collier and David Horowitz, Page 48