Sunday, August 24, 2008

Joe!

Sometimes they call him Sen. Joe Biden, D—MBNA or the senator for Bank America.
But even the libertarians have a certain affection for our future vice president.
Without further ado, three reasons Biden is sort of a jerk, and three reasons he's just fabuliousus.
I like No. 2 in the second category the best.
2. Liberalism with a tough-guy face. Biden is exactly the kind of Democrat who would be winning easily this year if the party's voters hadn't gotten so distracted by that hopeful guy, that creepy lawyer guy, and that angry ex-president's wife. He is a doctrinaire liberal who has remained, nevertheless, completely relatable and C-movie tough. Apart from the 2005 Bankruptcy Bill (which sucked wind for reasons that should bother partisans of any side), there's nothing in his economic record, or interest-group voting record that should give liberals a second's pause. He helped throttle the nomination of Robert Bork, thereby saving Roe v. Wade for two decades. Between that and his authorship of the Violence Against Women Act, he'll lock up those Hillary voters who aren't just interested in throwing fits.
Although "some people" hold his performance at the Clarence Thomas hearings against him. Old news.

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