'Arsebook,' My Face and...(twitters)

Okay, are they just getting older or is something really going on at the social networks I ought to worry about?
Comment O' Teh Day:

• When I told my daughter I'd discovered "PINK" and Coldplay, her face almost dropped off her face she stammered out a few words. I said I was happy MCR 's lead singer was a daddy. her face went pale as a ghost. . I'll bet idf I keep going at this she'll be back to her Violin lessons. and starting to dress in some sensible clothing.