Friday, March 21, 2008

Come To Jesus, Um FSM Moment


Today is Good Friday, but I really hadn't given it any thought because I converted to the String Theory of Universal Truth (STUT) a few years ago, a church (so far as I know) of one.
But what to my wondering eyes should appear today but the formal announcement that the Pastafarians have installed a statue in honor of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the lawn of a Tennessee courthouse that not too long ago welcomed a chainsaw Moses and Nativity scene.
Clearly, my new religion has arrived. And it's kinda stringy, too. But with balls.
As sister artist Ariel Safdie put it:
All Pastafarians, Rejoice!

Statement at Installation Ceremony
March 21, 2008

We are lucky enough to live in a country that allows us, its citizens, the freedom of speech. I have chosen to put up a statue of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to represent the discourse between people of all different beliefs. The many faiths, ethnicities and backgrounds of Cumberland County’s residents make our community a stronger richer place. I respect and am proud that on the people’s lawn, the county courthouse, all of these diverse beliefs can come together in a positive dialogue. Here, we are all able to share the issues close to our hearts whether it is through a memorial to the soldiers killed fighting for our country, the Statue of Liberty honoring our nations welcoming promise to all, a group’s fight to stop homelessness, or powerful symbols of faith. I greatly treasure this open forum between everyone in the community.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a pile of noodles and meatballs, but it is meant to open up discussion and provoke thought. Being able to put up a statue is a celebration of our freedom as Americans; a freedom to be different, to express those differences, and to do it amongst neighbors— even if it is in a noodley way.






My Sisters, Slurp! Enjoy!
As I've not said before, we here at Contrarienne (that is me and the mouse in my pocket) welcome the faith of others. But not religiously.

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