The DNC Drinking Game

brought to you by the New Republic, whose neo-liberal views on the Iraq War and other hawkish stances on foreign relations in general have caused the once-proud liberal journal to be viewed as Rino by progressives everywhere.
This is probably the best thing they've published in four years.
Sample:

Take a drink if you see Jesse Jackson trying to get a peek at the convention through an air conditioning vent.

Take a drink if--when--the crowd screams for a Harry Reid encore.

Take a drink every time Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper humiliates a Republican...also known as "getting Hickenloopered."

Take a drink every time Hillary says something bad about Obama in the secret code language that all white people know.