Thursday, July 9, 2009

Nev. Sen. John Ensign Is A Woman...And Pregnant!

Well, must be, because his good buddy Sen. Tom Coburn (RI — Republican Idiot — OK) said he can't talk about whether he advised the philandering Ensign to pay off the husband of the woman he had an affair with. He can't talk about it because he was speaking to Ensign as his physician. Coburn is an
OB/Gyn.
Also, as a church deacon. Church of Christ Without Christ, no doubt. Thank you, Carson McCullers.
Thank you, TPM, for this very good day. You are my higher power.

UPDATE: The payoff was $96,000, not the millions reportedly advocated by Coburn. Seems Ensign's parents — parents! — wrote some checks to individual family members, including the mistress's husband and children. God, does this stink or what? It's more than embarrassing. It's more than sleaze. It's downright...wait for it...Palinesque. Yeah, that's it.

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