Sunday Morning Entertainment

I am considering printing out the Little Surrealist Dictionary and carrying it with me wherever I go. I'm not sure I need anything else until I get it memorized.
Sample:

Looking at the sea being ploughed by boats, the Buddhist priest Kanguen asked his deciple Daichi "Could you from your room stop those boats sailing past?" The young disciple closed the shutters. Then the master said: "All the same, you couldn't have stopped the boat if you had no hands."

The young disciple closed his eyes.