Friday, June 26, 2009

Gotta Love That Leviticus Guy

Er, Samuel guy, I guess. 
Anyway...Scratch climate change, the fence-sitters are coming round. I will keep you posted.
Save health care for Monday. Turn off the TV. Read yer efffing Bible! Now, I tells ya!
 King David was forgiven for his dalliance with Bathsheba  — and the murder of her husband — (after god killed their son in retribution and refused to let him build the temple) so ...
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, Mark Sanford says he's a lot like the King of Judea.
Observation of the day:

Will Sanford (R-Judea)consult the witch of Endor to see if he should chop a baby in half?
Will Sanford claim to be Phinehas and run people through with a spear in mid-coitus?
 NOT Mark Sanford with Maria Belen Chapur
Yeah, they got her name, staked out her neighborhood and even dug out an old (1991) video. Google is not your friend.

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