Who Cares?

The Republican governor of South Carolina has been missing since Thursday.
I know he's not a young blond woman, so we shouldn't care, but it's become rather delicious.
Where is Paris Hilton, anyway?

Money comment:

So, this has been mentioned tangentially, but what about the fact that his cell phone was being tracked? Combine this with the feds spotting him boarding the plane, and that his wife is not expressing that much concern about his being gone, and this is really getting interesting...