Note To Reporters: Truth Is Relative

 Signed: Mr. Goebbels I'm A Dinner Jacket Bill Irving Kristol

"There are different kinds of truths for different kinds of people. There are truths appropriate for children; truths that are appropriate for students; truths that are appropriate for educated adults; and truths that are appropriate for highly educated adults, and the notion that there should be one set of truths available to everyone is a modern democratic fallacy. It doesn't work," - Irving Kristol.

Thanks again to The Dish. Hey, beats Bot flies.