Conan vs. Zucker

In case you haven't heard, the head of NBC reportedly said he'd keep O'Brien off the air for 3 1/2 years because Conan refused to let Leno have the 11:30 time slot back.
I know, I know, we've got Haiti and Massachusetts and the banks to worrry about. But I'm kinda getting into this stuff. So is Andrew Sullivan.

"I remember thinking that Jeff is a different species than I am. That species could easily rip my throat open," - Conan O'Brien, about Jeff Zucker and their relationship at Harvard.
Conan ran the Lampoon; Zucker ran the Crimson. I knew neither. I just remember that everyone hated Zucker and thought Conan was some sort of comic deity.