Meet Mr. Ikea

He's an alcoholic and ex-Nazi or something.
And he's really, really rich and doesn't seem to spend much of it.
Hard to get a handle, actually. Well, the world is a befuddling place, eh? I read an Ikea catalogue only yesterday, as a matter of fact.

It has been claimed that more people read the Ikea catalogue than the Bible - and that one in ten Europeans have been conceived on an Ikea bed.